pajeon:

gettin real fucking tired of having to put on pants everyday

steampoweredfrankentrain:

It just dawned on me how happy Pippin must be after the Ring was destroyed and he goes back to the Shire and he can finally eat all seven meals of the day again.

previouslysane:

i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc

angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog